Seriously, I LOL’d 2

Wal-Mart: Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.
I Wish I Knew How to Quit You 0

- Who knew that Brokeback Mountain, like The Lion King, was based on traditional African tales?
The New York Times Is Doing Some Epic Reporting 0
Twitter is Completely Useless 2

“Being without you would be like being withouta forehead. I would still do stuff, but I would definately feellike something was missing.” – Twitter user
Imagine if one day the world stops spinning and the unfathomable happens: Twitter dies. Twitterers quit tweeting. Shaq’s shout-outs to Oprah cease to exist (“ur caps r on, btw.”) Ashton Kutcher cannot let his million + followers know that he just spilled a cappuccino on Demi Moore’s vageeen. Would the world really care?

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