The best t-shirt ever created??

Once you buy this shirt, all the ladies are going to be all up in your face trying to get a piece of that hipster ass. It also has a built-in pickup line:

Why does you shirt say “No one will ever believe you?”
You: I would tell you but no one ever believes me.
::SEX::

There you go. Now don’t go out and buy 7 shirts for every day of the week. That would just be greedy. Plus you can’t be having sex all day, every day… or could you? The choice is yours.

Purchase it here: http://noonewilleverbelieveyou.spreadshirt.com/

This man deserves a prize.

Rupert Murdoch said in a press release earlier this afternoon that Teabag TV will appeal to Teabaggers everywhere. “I feel that FOX News has become to be too liberal and too mainstream, so I wanted to create a network that has no actual news, but quite good commentary and opinions on things. The removal of the ‘news’ moniker will serve this broadcasting subsidary quite well. This way conservatives can get their teabagging talking points 24 hours a day.”

Sarah Palin was asked to come aboard to host her own new show on the Network, titled “You Betcha! With Sarah.”

The station starts broadcasting in April on channel 41 (Comcast subscribers).

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