Serious Lulz

“Being without you would be like being withouta forehead. I would still do stuff, but I would definately feellike something was missing.” – Twitter user

Imagine if one day the world stops spinning and the unfathomable happens: Twitter dies. Twitterers quit tweeting. Shaq’s shout-outs to Oprah cease to exist (“ur caps r on, btw.”) Ashton Kutcher cannot let his million + followers know that he just spilled a cappuccino on Demi Moore’s vageeen. Would the world really care?

Personally, I wouldn’t. Between Facebook status updates, the hundreds of thousands of useless blogs (er.. not this one), email and IM, there’s something of an information overload going on in society. Communication is too easy. Honestly, I do not care that you just “ate a bomb ass chicken burrito.. it was fuckin awesome.” or “OMG I LOOOOOVE ADAM SANDLER!!!1″. Twitter is just LiveJournal all over again, with less emo kids and more all-around douchebags.

Now you may say,

“What about the conflict/protests in Iran? Wasn’t Twitter useful there?”

The answer is no. Twitter is useless in all respects. The entire news-networks group (CNN, Fox News, MSNBC) relied heavily on Twitter for its information about what was going on in Iran, rather than doing some actual investigating using, um, well, actual journalism. Instead, the producers just logged onto Twitter and did a search for unverified “information” coming from Iran. Twitter has definitely made the media more lazy than it already was.

Here’s a list of the most asinine and moronic tweets I’ve read since doing research for the article. I would say that their sheer stupidity out-rival even YouTube comments, but that’s just me.

And without further ado, here are the Top 10 Most Stupid Tweets from Twitter.”

Usernames have been removed to protect their identities

help me has her ho…even me sef..lol (Ed: What, the hell?)

OMG ya dat wud help alot coz i feel like a tard!!LOL!! (Ed: Good news, you are a tard.)

I swear the miley cyrus clothes are so cute..but of course i cant get any even though my mom told me i could the other day. Coool. (Ed: Your mom has taste.)

#uknowusprung When someone says his name and u start cheesing lololol (Ed: …)

it’s a bad thing cause I’ll prob have hella health probs when I get old since I eat all the fatty foods I want. Lollll (Ed: Good riddance!)

RT @paigereed21: I love it when girls look likeeminem! Lmfao omg she soooo does! Green bra! Holler (Ed: I’m not even going to respond to this.)

Aw pl0x dont drink too much I learnt all these bad shiz about alcohol and @Dee_Staaack said that YOUR PENIS WITH SHRINK (Ed: Again.)

@PaulaAbdul “American Idol without Paula Abdul would be like 007 without James Bond.” (Ed: I’m speechless.)

Being without you would be like being withouta forehead. I would still do stuff, but I would definately feellike something was missing. (Ed: I’m pretty sure this one’s a troll.)

normstrick RT @Scoot_sfsent: This cheese chick @ my job jus blew dwn like “umm u can get it”.. smh im like whatever it is keep it..lol lol “ooo ba … (Ed: Good God, what a holy mess of a sentence.”)

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