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The Worst Way to Die….. ever

Posted on May 15, 2009
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This unfortunate woman was found dead on parkland in Yorkshire, England. She's believed to have been pierced by a shaft of frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane.

This unfortunate woman was found dead on parkland in Yorkshire, England. She's believed to have been pierced by a shaft of frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane.

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  1. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1iamthewalrus
    says:

    lol wut that’s crazy

  2. +12 Vote -1 Vote +1whome?
    says:

    Looks fake. Consider the position she must have been in for the “spear” to have pierced her at that angle. Also, unless times have changed considerably, the liquid in airplane toilets is blue not green, so a leaky toilet would release a blue stream not green. One last note, it must have been a pretty big leak to get that kind of stream to come out and freeze (consider the speed of the aircraft and the effect of the air rushing over the fuselage on the liquid as it “leaked” out.

    Verdict: Reject the null hypothesis based on the idea that the evidence provided would be considered to rare to have happened as shown/described.

    Cheers

    • -14 Vote -1 Vote +1sucka
      says:

      (click to show comment)

    • -1 Vote -1 Vote +1anonymous
      says:

      yes the solution in the toilets are blue but urine is yellow and what do you get when you mix yellow and blue? you get green! What a shocker! and wat is the color of that rod? green! im not saying that this is fake but that your reason for it being fake because of the color is completely bogus

    • +1 Vote -1 Vote +1bloop
      says:

      She could of been napping/stargazing or something and it’s possible they didn’t use the blue liquid back then or in that particular plane.

    • -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Brett
      says:

      Jamie Hyneman, is that you? :P

    • -3 Vote -1 Vote +1Taylor
      says:

      everything was very well written except this. ” would be considered to rare to have happened as shown/described.”
      the first “to” should have two O’s. not just one. spelling errors give me OCD, I swear.

    • +1 Vote -1 Vote +1hrzy
      says:

      absolutely. It is a fake. Alternate hypothesis is correct.LOL

    • -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Anon
      says:

      Look its great that you were able to puzzle that out, and it was really nice and backed up with facts and all. But please, if you could leave some of the mystery in it that would make it all the more better for the rest of the people that were stupid enough to fall for this. oh and I really like that you didn’t use internet slang.

    • Vote -1 Vote +1PIKE
      says:

      not to mention the “journalist” misspelled WOMAN.
      WOMEN = plural, more than one woman.

  3. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1rofl
    says:

    Uhhhhhh If this is real…. wtf?

  4. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1parrish
    says:

    Not to mention that blue liquid Is there to prevent freezing in some of it lower compartments when it’s in higher attitudes. And the “urine” stream is either at a different pixel level or it’s lighting is way off.

  5. +4 Vote -1 Vote +1whatthedeuce
    says:

    sounds like a job for Mythbusters :p

    • Vote -1 Vote +1thatguy
      says:

      you all are missing the point, even if this is fake, it’s still hilarious. don’t read to much in to it but rather just enjoy the laugh of the misfortune while taking it at face value

  6. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1ml
    says:

    Always remember to hear it from another source, before you start to begin to believe it.

    Whome, is absolutely correct; color, source, positioning, make it impossible to be true. Myth: Busted.

  7. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1MK
    says:

    http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/toilet.asp

    older than the internet, and gets this link posted every time this shows back up on digg/reddit/etc

    • +1 Vote -1 Vote +1hurfington
      says:

      That’s a completely different fake story than this fake story.

      • +1 Vote -1 Vote +1admin
        says:

        You’re right; it’s the wrong link. I could have sworn that link worked about a month ago though, and it might’ve been right when MK posted it. You’re right though, hurfington, this story is fake as evidenced by (most of the 50) comments in this thread. I can’t believe people keep saying they think it’s fake.

  8. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Andy
    says:

    Yeah, pretty good of her to lie down on the ground so she can be pierced in the gut by a pisscicle.

    Plus, all this rubbish about pixel levels and stuff, it looks fake because it is fake. It’s a prop, not a photoshop.

  9. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Hamato Kameko
    says:

    “Pisscicle” is now my new favorite word.

    Also, yeah, as funny as the concept might be, there’s no way this is legit. *off to Snopes*

  10. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Manov
    says:

    Also the pissicle would’ve fallen out of the body after a few minutes because the body heat from the corpse would’ve melted it.

  11. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1z
    says:

    Pissicle: $???
    White makeup: $1
    Ketchup : $1

    Fools that don’t take anything with [a bucket of] salt: Priceless

    For everything else, theres—ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

  12. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Tyler
    says:

    consider the other theory, she was speared by a madman with a sharpened pissicle whilist walking down the street
    crazy day that is

  13. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1mac
    says:

    I know this is fake
    I saw a website devoted to debunking or proving online photos/stories and this one was on it as untrue

  14. Vote -1 Vote +1Queef Latina
    says:

    Piss does not fall in the shape of a spear, especially from that altitude. It would break into droplets before it had the time to freeze. Also, it would have shattered after impaling the woman.

  15. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1J
    says:

    Fools!

    This picture is taken from the absolutely hilarious British TV show ‘The Day Today’ made in the early 90s. OF COURSE IT IS FAKE.

  16. Vote -1 Vote +1anu
    says:

    Hate to That guy….but It is fake commercial flights do not go high enough nor does the chemicals used the the plane lave freeze

  17. Vote -1 Vote +1Dave
    says:

    worst photoshop ever.

  18. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Me
    says:

    Fake

    Urine leaking from a plain would spray, not freeze in a shaft

    there are a hundred other things

    But if you have one conclusive evidence you don’t really have to publish all the others as well

  19. Vote -1 Vote +1gareth
    says:

    tough break five… lol

  20. Vote -1 Vote +1Me
    says:

    Erm well call me crazy but forget all the other things proving this is fake but when was th last time any one heard of a block of ice falling god knows how many thousand ft and landing in one piece, it would have shattered!

  21. Vote -1 Vote +1Anonymous
    says:

    It’s a shoop.

    I can tell from the pixels, and from having seen quite a few shoops in my time.

  22. Vote -1 Vote +1Thos Weatherby
    says:

    This is a fake. Any liquid leaving an aircraft at 500mph would break up into little pieces. Notice the thickness and the angle. And as for the color, the picture is already tinted blue. So the urine will appear a bit green. The blue liquid that most airlines use is designed not to freeze. Anyone want to buy a bridge. I’ll sell you the Congress Street Bridge here in Austin and I’ll throw in all 2M bats.

  23. Vote -1 Vote +1Womble
    says:

    Idiots! Morons!

    Of course it’s The Day Today- Chris Morris, Armando Iannucci, Steve ‘fucking’ Coogan!

    Peasants, simple peasants…

    Go back to your Heroes and Prison Break.

  24. Vote -1 Vote +1anonymous
    says:

    This picture is from the original The Omen, is it not? It foretells how one of the characters is going to die later in the movie.

  25. Vote -1 Vote +1Kira
    says:

    Uh did it occur to any of you that this is a JOKE?? its supposed to be funny! I thought it was funny, made me laugh :) nice one

  26. Vote -1 Vote +1Fat Frank The Bunny Fucker
    says:

    It would have shattered upon impact if not before you fat jobless hamster fuckers

  27. Vote -1 Vote +1anonymusly
    says:

    rrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUGGGG AHAFAHAHAHADHHAHAHAHA FUGA FUGA FUGA GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooobb

  28. Vote -1 Vote +1Jade
    says:

    No it’s not real. It comes from a spoof news program aired in Britain called The Day Today. (Source: Museum of Hoaxes) Still you guys could just stop debating stuff like this, laugh and move on.

  29. Vote -1 Vote +1Kirk
    says:

    hahahahahahahaha i just read all the above post-its lol
    95% r preeeetty much stupid
    a)of course its fake, 95% of u have proven that duh stop reproving it!
    b)5% actually had fun looking at it, had a good laugh at the picture, then had an even bigger laugh at u all for being so stupid
    c)who gives a crap (in this case pisscicle) whether it is real or not
    d)pisscicle is now my favorite word too. nice job to who made it up lol
    and finally e)whoever looks at this comments and correctly measure the 95% and the 5% mentioned earlier, moveout from moms house, get married, and get a life (i know people who would too)

    p.s. pisscicle should be in the dictionary

  30. Vote -1 Vote +1Kirk
    says:

    hahahahahahahaha i just read all the above post-its lol
    95% r preeeetty much stupid
    a)of course its fake, 95% of u have proven that duh stop reproving it!
    b)5% actually had fun looking at it, had a good laugh at the picture, then had an even bigger laugh at u all for being so stupid
    c)who gives a crap (in this case pisscicle) whether it is real or not
    d)pisscicle is now my favorite word too. nice job to who made it up lol

  31. Vote -1 Vote +1MOdi
    says:

    Of course it’s fake, Liquid can not stay intact while fallin

  32. Vote -1 Vote +1Binobo
    says:

    Fake but funny that it is followed by an ad for Alaska Airlines

  33. Vote -1 Vote +1Anon
    says:

    oh and btw urine wont freeze until its about 90 degrees below 0 ….

  34. Vote -1 Vote +1me
    says:

    kinda looks like the scene from the original omen where the priest gets shafted with that huge spike….well not really, that spike goes through his face, but still, reminds me of it.

  35. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Yo
    says:

    Piss-cicle? bah! “pot-cicles” now that’s the real deal.

    http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009/jun/16/nation/chi-talk-pot-16-jun16

  36. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1jack sprat
    says:

    I laughed myself pissing

  37. Vote -1 Vote +1y
    says:

    it’s from The Day Today. It was a spoof.

  38. Vote -1 Vote +1Youareallstupid
    says:

    Nobody pointed out that a persons body temp would have melted the pissicle and at bare minimum, make it break off. :)

    Other than that, good chuckle. I’d say FAIL at making it realistic, however countless dummies are still scratching their heads wondering… so FAIL to the dummies

  39. Vote -1 Vote +1pippy616
    says:

    its just a funny pic you fucking freaks jeeze!

  40. Vote -1 Vote +1Sturkel
    says:

    The “pisscicle” would’ve had to fall several miles, the force of hitting the person would’ve shattered it

  41. Vote -1 Vote +1James Martin
    says:

    Puh-leeze. Fake. Would have been all over the internet, TV and tabloids and mags if true.

  42. Vote -1 Vote +1Ben
    says:

    This is an excerpt (written description included) from a British TV program. It’s either from ‘The Day Today’ or ‘Brasseye’. These shows were made in the 90s and i suppose you could call them sort of precursor to ‘The Onion News’. It’s indeed fake because its from a TV program!

  43. Vote -1 Vote +1Anonymous
    says:

    This is a scene from the original 1976 film “The Omen”.

  44. Vote -1 Vote +1matt
    says:

    you are all talking about how the color is blue and stuff..
    while your off talking about the water color ill be shooting water out of my squirt gun in a plane and shall prove this to you all. kay?

    wait youll be dead nevermind

  45. Vote -1 Vote +1wewe
    says:

    if she was impaled by FROZEN urine , and she was FOUND ,

    the stick of frozen urine would at least have melted because of the warmth of her blood..

    Plus the fact it would have broken because of the speed..

    just sayin..

  46. Vote -1 Vote +1Svidur
    says:

    It’s definitely fake because the heat from the body would melt the tip of the ice-bolt within minutes of it piercing the woman. It would then fall to the ground then melt into the grass.

  47. Vote -1 Vote +1imposible
    says:

    that is imposible, it is well known that any kind of liquid cannot be frozen while moving

  48. Vote -1 Vote +1clark
    says:

    Im sure this is from The Day Today http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/daytoday/



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