The Worst Way to Die….. ever
Posted on
May 15, 2009

This unfortunate woman was found dead on parkland in Yorkshire, England. She's believed to have been pierced by a shaft of frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane.

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lol wut that’s crazy
Looks fake. Consider the position she must have been in for the “spear” to have pierced her at that angle. Also, unless times have changed considerably, the liquid in airplane toilets is blue not green, so a leaky toilet would release a blue stream not green. One last note, it must have been a pretty big leak to get that kind of stream to come out and freeze (consider the speed of the aircraft and the effect of the air rushing over the fuselage on the liquid as it “leaked” out.
Verdict: Reject the null hypothesis based on the idea that the evidence provided would be considered to rare to have happened as shown/described.
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that’s why they say it was a leak, read again
yes the solution in the toilets are blue but urine is yellow and what do you get when you mix yellow and blue? you get green! What a shocker! and wat is the color of that rod? green! im not saying that this is fake but that your reason for it being fake because of the color is completely bogus
looks pretty fucking yellow
yeah, that’s yellow. I think you’re color blind, man.
The blue liquid floats on top of the waste .Think of it as a layer of blue liquid on top of urine and feces .
Holding tanks in planes do not separate urine & Feces. so feces would be found on the spike as well
She could of been napping/stargazing or something and it’s possible they didn’t use the blue liquid back then or in that particular plane.
Jamie Hyneman, is that you?
everything was very well written except this. ” would be considered to rare to have happened as shown/described.”
the first “to” should have two O’s. not just one. spelling errors give me OCD, I swear.
ur on teh internet, get uzed to splling erorrs.
absolutely. It is a fake. Alternate hypothesis is correct.LOL
Look its great that you were able to puzzle that out, and it was really nice and backed up with facts and all. But please, if you could leave some of the mystery in it that would make it all the more better for the rest of the people that were stupid enough to fall for this. oh and I really like that you didn’t use internet slang.
not to mention the “journalist” misspelled WOMAN.
WOMEN = plural, more than one woman.
Uhhhhhh If this is real…. wtf?
Not to mention that blue liquid Is there to prevent freezing in some of it lower compartments when it’s in higher attitudes. And the “urine” stream is either at a different pixel level or it’s lighting is way off.
sounds like a job for Mythbusters :p
you all are missing the point, even if this is fake, it’s still hilarious. don’t read to much in to it but rather just enjoy the laugh of the misfortune while taking it at face value
Always remember to hear it from another source, before you start to begin to believe it.
Whome, is absolutely correct; color, source, positioning, make it impossible to be true. Myth: Busted.
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/toilet.asp
older than the internet, and gets this link posted every time this shows back up on digg/reddit/etc
That’s a completely different fake story than this fake story.
You’re right; it’s the wrong link. I could have sworn that link worked about a month ago though, and it might’ve been right when MK posted it. You’re right though, hurfington, this story is fake as evidenced by (most of the 50) comments in this thread. I can’t believe people keep saying they think it’s fake.
Yeah, pretty good of her to lie down on the ground so she can be pierced in the gut by a pisscicle.
Plus, all this rubbish about pixel levels and stuff, it looks fake because it is fake. It’s a prop, not a photoshop.
“Pisscicle” is now my new favorite word.
Also, yeah, as funny as the concept might be, there’s no way this is legit. *off to Snopes*
Also the pissicle would’ve fallen out of the body after a few minutes because the body heat from the corpse would’ve melted it.
Pissicle: $???
White makeup: $1
Ketchup : $1
Fools that don’t take anything with [a bucket of] salt: Priceless
For everything else, theres—ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD
ALL HAIL HPNOTOAD!!
consider the other theory, she was speared by a madman with a sharpened pissicle whilist walking down the street
crazy day that is
lol
I know this is fake
I saw a website devoted to debunking or proving online photos/stories and this one was on it as untrue
Piss does not fall in the shape of a spear, especially from that altitude. It would break into droplets before it had the time to freeze. Also, it would have shattered after impaling the woman.
Fools!
This picture is taken from the absolutely hilarious British TV show ‘The Day Today’ made in the early 90s. OF COURSE IT IS FAKE.
Hate to That guy….but It is fake commercial flights do not go high enough nor does the chemicals used the the plane lave freeze
worst photoshop ever.
Fake
Urine leaking from a plain would spray, not freeze in a shaft
there are a hundred other things
But if you have one conclusive evidence you don’t really have to publish all the others as well
tough break five… lol
Erm well call me crazy but forget all the other things proving this is fake but when was th last time any one heard of a block of ice falling god knows how many thousand ft and landing in one piece, it would have shattered!
It’s a shoop.
I can tell from the pixels, and from having seen quite a few shoops in my time.
This is a fake. Any liquid leaving an aircraft at 500mph would break up into little pieces. Notice the thickness and the angle. And as for the color, the picture is already tinted blue. So the urine will appear a bit green. The blue liquid that most airlines use is designed not to freeze. Anyone want to buy a bridge. I’ll sell you the Congress Street Bridge here in Austin and I’ll throw in all 2M bats.
Idiots! Morons!
Of course it’s The Day Today- Chris Morris, Armando Iannucci, Steve ‘fucking’ Coogan!
Peasants, simple peasants…
Go back to your Heroes and Prison Break.
This picture is from the original The Omen, is it not? It foretells how one of the characters is going to die later in the movie.
Uh did it occur to any of you that this is a JOKE?? its supposed to be funny! I thought it was funny, made me laugh
nice one
It would have shattered upon impact if not before you fat jobless hamster fuckers
rrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUGGGG AHAFAHAHAHADHHAHAHAHA FUGA FUGA FUGA GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooobb
No it’s not real. It comes from a spoof news program aired in Britain called The Day Today. (Source: Museum of Hoaxes) Still you guys could just stop debating stuff like this, laugh and move on.
hahahahahahahaha i just read all the above post-its lol
95% r preeeetty much stupid
a)of course its fake, 95% of u have proven that duh stop reproving it!
b)5% actually had fun looking at it, had a good laugh at the picture, then had an even bigger laugh at u all for being so stupid
c)who gives a crap (in this case pisscicle) whether it is real or not
d)pisscicle is now my favorite word too. nice job to who made it up lol
and finally e)whoever looks at this comments and correctly measure the 95% and the 5% mentioned earlier, moveout from moms house, get married, and get a life (i know people who would too)
p.s. pisscicle should be in the dictionary
hahahahahahahaha i just read all the above post-its lol
95% r preeeetty much stupid
a)of course its fake, 95% of u have proven that duh stop reproving it!
b)5% actually had fun looking at it, had a good laugh at the picture, then had an even bigger laugh at u all for being so stupid
c)who gives a crap (in this case pisscicle) whether it is real or not
d)pisscicle is now my favorite word too. nice job to who made it up lol
Of course it’s fake, Liquid can not stay intact while fallin
Fake but funny that it is followed by an ad for Alaska Airlines
epic fail
oh and btw urine wont freeze until its about 90 degrees below 0 ….
kinda looks like the scene from the original omen where the priest gets shafted with that huge spike….well not really, that spike goes through his face, but still, reminds me of it.
Piss-cicle? bah! “pot-cicles” now that’s the real deal.
http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009/jun/16/nation/chi-talk-pot-16-jun16
I laughed myself pissing
it’s from The Day Today. It was a spoof.
Nobody pointed out that a persons body temp would have melted the pissicle and at bare minimum, make it break off.
Other than that, good chuckle. I’d say FAIL at making it realistic, however countless dummies are still scratching their heads wondering… so FAIL to the dummies
its just a funny pic you fucking freaks jeeze!
The “pisscicle” would’ve had to fall several miles, the force of hitting the person would’ve shattered it
Puh-leeze. Fake. Would have been all over the internet, TV and tabloids and mags if true.
This is an excerpt (written description included) from a British TV program. It’s either from ‘The Day Today’ or ‘Brasseye’. These shows were made in the 90s and i suppose you could call them sort of precursor to ‘The Onion News’. It’s indeed fake because its from a TV program!
This is a scene from the original 1976 film “The Omen”.
you are all talking about how the color is blue and stuff..
while your off talking about the water color ill be shooting water out of my squirt gun in a plane and shall prove this to you all. kay?
wait youll be dead nevermind
if she was impaled by FROZEN urine , and she was FOUND ,
the stick of frozen urine would at least have melted because of the warmth of her blood..
Plus the fact it would have broken because of the speed..
just sayin..
It’s definitely fake because the heat from the body would melt the tip of the ice-bolt within minutes of it piercing the woman. It would then fall to the ground then melt into the grass.
that is imposible, it is well known that any kind of liquid cannot be frozen while moving
Im sure this is from The Day Today http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/daytoday/
CRAZY