Serious Lulz

For a limited time, the first official shirt from Serious Lulz is only $19.99. This design will be available until the first 100 copies are sold. Check out the adcopy:

The best t-shirt ever created??

Once you buy this shirt, all the ladies are going to be all up in your face trying to get a piece of that hipster ass. It also has a built-in pickup line:

Why does you shirt say “No one will ever believe you?”
You: I would tell you but no one ever believes me.
::SEX::

There you go. Now don’t go out and buy 7 shirts for every day of the week. That would just be greedy. Plus you can’t be having sex all day, every day… or could you? The choice is yours.

Purchase it here: http://noonewilleverbelieveyou.spreadshirt.com/

I for one welcome our feline overlords.

Teabag TV, a venture funded by Ted Turner, Chuck Norris, and Rupert Murdoch, has announced that along with its lineup of Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin will cohost the 24-hour cable network.

Rupert Murdoch said in a press release earlier this afternoon that Teabag TV will appeal to Teabaggers everywhere. “I feel that FOX News has become to be too liberal and too mainstream, so I wanted to create a network that has no actual news, but quite good commentary and opinions on things. The removal of the ‘news’ moniker will serve this broadcasting subsidary quite well. This way conservatives can get their teabagging talking points 24 hours a day.”

Sarah Palin was asked to come aboard to host her own new show on the Network, titled “You Betcha! With Sarah.”

The station starts broadcasting in April on channel 41 (Comcast subscribers).

Four new stories have been posted to No One Will Ever Believe You, submitted by readers. Enjoy!

Dear reader Jimmy sent in this lulz-tastic post of “25 Essential Lolcatz Sites to Get Your Daily Fix“, and I have to say it is pretty comprehensive. You could look at pictures of cats all day. Not that I’m advocating that, of course.

While you’re here, you can also check out our very own lolcats archive (the best of the best!).