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This one comes courtesy Johannes Söderberg. Thanks Johannes, you lulzy mofo.

First of all, the Malaysia Star is so fail I’m surprised to find out that they even know what the internet is. They’re so dry for news in that God-forsaken country they wrote a 2000-word essay on the origin of “lulz”. If you’re unsure of what lollerskates are or how to pronounce “for teh lulz” (they are wrong by the way), check it out here: http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2009/4/8/lifefocus/3607740&sec=lifefocus.

Or you can just read our about page.

“How to Reinvent Yourself like John Travolta”

Known to the industry as the “Magic Chameleon”, John Travolta has revolutionized and set the bar as Hollywood’s “golden boy”. In his career lasting over 30 years, he has reinvented himself constantly as he lay forth a string of hit movies. In the 1970s, he became the poster boy of 70s youth, with his charming strut which made the ladies swoon and dudes want to perm their hair. With his smooth moves and boyish good looks, Saturday Night Fever became the biggest grossing movie of 1979.

His Early Years

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